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The two ticks up in volume you do on a tv, computer, or other audio source when you're eating a crunchy food so you can still hear it.
"I was watching The Big Bang Theory and opened a bag of pretzels, so I had to crunch bump the volume."
"I know exactly what you mean! But dude, I didn't know you watched The Big Bang Theory. We can't be friends anymore, sorry."
When you take a couple shots of rum and goose bumps infest your entire body!
“Hey Carson take a shot” carson says, “wow I’ve got fat rum bumps”
Jumping and bumping into something/someone that could cause you serious problems in the future.
I’m going to to the bar the girls there may be worth junjee bumping.
The act of two females bumping their coochies so hard that their pelvic bones start to crack and crunch.
I went to the hospital to visit Edna and Dorothy on Saturday. They got too drunk on Friday night and got caught up in a bump ‘n crunch.
It comes from changing the word in a song from “Lady Bump” to “Liar Bump”, it means the word “liar” can walk outside from English dictionary and dance…dance…dance…in every ways ,finally, it’s called “Liar Bump”. This word is for a lady who likes to tell a lie in everyday life. She doesn’t have respect for herself.
e.g. She is total Liar Bump from dictionary.
The type of person who will not move off of the couch. A person who likes to yell and rage to claim back their spot. A type of person who will and can be lazy and will glare down anyone who wishes to steal their log (the couch).
Hey Olivia do you wanna go out today?
Olivia: No Im a bump on a log
Dude, I took that chick home from the bar last week and now I have the pump bumps.