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The empty car on a packed rush hour NYC subway train that is empty for a reason: the sweet smell of impacted fecal matter sitting in urine-drenched unwashed clothes with sweet ripe cheesy feet of the homeless person sitting in the corner.
"No no, move up. That's the bum car. "
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Persons of a coloured decent can be referred to by the white man as "darkies"
However, use of said word around the aformentioned black man can result in a painful or even fatal demise..
Therefore, it should be established among the white man that Car Keys, is a Cockney Rhyming Slang term, for "Darkies".. making our community a safer place for all of us. :D
1) HOLY SHIT MAN... This place is full of Car Keys...
2) God damn Car Keys stole my Car Keys..
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Car Town is a game on facebook thats pretty fun. The object of the game is to do in work in a garage doing car maintence it takes time though so you have to wait a bit.. You make Money to invest into a car which you could use as a show car or race your friends in a cool drag race animation
"i Love car town!!"
Cripple-"so how long did it take u to save for that '69 skyline gtr"
Jesse-" Forever man and its faster than ur caddy"
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a person with 1/2 a pair of testicles.
That guy is such a mook I bet hes a sidecar.
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The thing I've heard the most on The Price Is Right. It's when contestants get shown their prize that they win... A NEW CAR!
Bob Barker: "Tell 'em what they'll win."
Announcer: "It's... A NEW CAR!"
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Your Lover (Female/Male) lies on their back, you then take your testicles and dip them into your lover's mouth soaking them. You then pull out your now soaked testicles and drag them along your lover's face. When your testicles reach your lover's forehead you fart on your lover's face to dry them off. CARWASH
Ever washed your car.... samething but using your balls and asshole Car Wash
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a typical car where young naive, lost, cocky, white boys would drive not knowing shit about cars, and thinks their cars the shit just becuase it beat some riced out import and would get all excited about beating it, thus thinking all imports are crap. well, the sad thing is muscle car fans out there u gotta be joking with ur tin can piece of crap, ugly, unreliable, muscle cars, cuz any import around the same price range will kill it either in the straight away or the curves. actually it doesnt even have to be on the same price range, and would still beat it.
all you dumbass white boys think honda civics, and accords are the only imports out their but think again. there are many imports that can beat mustangs, camaros, novas, gto's, transams, and even corvettes with some mods. and we're only talking about the straights.
some ex will be:(evo9,sti,350z,s2000,type s,skyline,supra twin turbo,wrx,nsxr) so many more to name. and note all these cars with only 2000-4000 dollars in mods or even less will kill all muscle cars.
an evo9 or sti with just a reflash will kill mustangs, transams, and camaros on the drag. and a supercharged s2000 will obliterate almost about anything in the world. corvettes, and almost all muscles will be raped with ease. so you muscles fans out their just admit it that ur cars suck dick. not even white girls like it. too bad all the chicks dig imports. another plus side is that it has style, quality, fuel efficient, light, chick magnets, and handles million times better.
i own a sti and spent only 2300 dollars in mods which includes( vishnu stage 1, used hks turbo back, manual boost control, and a used up pipe, stripped trunk,) running 400 to the crank, and beat a 2006 corvette by one car length in a drag which cost almost twice as much even with all the mods. thats pretty sad you muscle car fans, isnt it. and the conclusion is this. if i can beat a corvette then i can beat about 80% of all stock muscles cars. and in the future more mods are to come and by the end of this year ill be raping all muscles cars in america going at around 11 sec. oh yea and also to mention i dont consider stripped out shit a car. so if any muscle car can go 8 or 9 sec on drag with everything stripped out then its outta the question. hell, i can strip my car, and will be running 9 sec, but then there will be no point in driving a car. its stupid.
so dont even argue any more aiite. its over. nothing to argue about. muscles cars suck no matter what. its the fact. aiite payce.
muscle car: hey wanna race gotta corvette, and i bet i can toy with ur little toy.
stier: ok no problem lets see what u can do you little muscle car boy.( vroom, tires screechh and sti takes off)
muscle car: oh shit where did that lil car go. oh dam its already at the drive thru at mcdonalds. wtf...
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