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A slightly weird, cool, chill, and funny guy on twitter
Hey! did you see Jack Lamango,s newest tweet? He's so cool!!
Placing a large glass vessel in the anal cavity in order to arrive at sexual gratification.
Larry is in the hospital, his jar broke while he was mason jacking. He is going to need a lot of stitches.
Taking a friend out for a cup of chai, usually spontaneously or on the fly. Play on the word "hijack." Popular pastime on the West Coast.
"I was going down to the beach but got chai-jacked by Paula instead."
"Got chai-jacked this afternoon and I'm still buzzed from the caffeine!"
One who mostly packs snaps instead of bowls.
Connor is a snapper jack.
Verb to steal in an over the top or violent manner. Side-effects may include rape or marriage to Rob Schneider.
Person 1: What are you doing?!
*PUNCH*
Person 2: JIGGITY JACKED BITCH!
Person: The neigbour broke in and jiggity jacked my virginty and television.
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A wind up punch so powerful that it kills the target but also severely damages the user, often resulting in a broken hand.
guy #1 : why wasn't Harold at school today?
guy #2 : didn't you hear he jack punched some guy yesterday and broke his hand
(noun) Like the name suggests, the term is just a quick slang word duo referencing lubricating jelly incorporated into a one person sexual experience. It's attributes/positives are many, and its negatives are almost non-existent (unless you're some kind of crybaby bitch. When spit/saliva just won't cut it during such an experience, jack-grease has got you ensuring the user will not inflict any wounds on their person from the friction, the sensory sensations replicate the moist surroundings of an actual vagina (minus all the fuckin' bullshit), though up to the user themself the lubrication itself will provide the option and assist in an increase in speed, and priced around a couple of dollars per each sizeable tube jack-grease is affordable for anyone.
Nikkie and Jordy were college roommates and both were troublemaking perverts. However Jordy had superior communication and interpersonal skills while Nikki had nearly none. Nikki caught Jordy gone to a class he usually never attended and he saw his chance to rub one out. Pulling open the bottom drawer of his bureau he saw two new tubes of jack-grease sitting atop his stack of fuckbooks. Quicking remembering a day last week, Nikki recalled he had given Jordy a few dollars to pick them up for him on a trip to Wal-Mart.