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A person named Johnny that has a concerning amount of foreskin
Calakta: I hate foreskin
Johnny foreskin: bitch
Calakta: *gets submerged in foreskin*
Johnny foreskin: die bitch
Guys, I'll be back in a few. I gotta go take a swamp johnny!
When you and you’re friends are taking turns to do lines that are already laid out, the person snorting it ends up finishing his own and most of the other lines by accident.
Damn! Bruce just pulled a Johnny while all of us were waiting for our turn!
When someone sticks a stick of butter in their ass and lets it out of their asshole.
Wanna get a Sloppy Johnny? Yeah man sure!
an incredibly versitile alegory refering to the sexual nature of a duke in the seventeenth century royal court.
Rick bowed before his wife, unbeknowst to her, he was reveling in thoughts common to a johnny jump-up
A person who has been seen driving in the wrong direction, on any kind of road.
We're writing a letter to the authorities about Big Bad Bill. Now he's a wrong way Johnny.
John is not your average guy; he had an undeniable charm that seemed to captivate everyone he met. Tall, with a disarming smile and a quick wit, John had a way of making people feel special. What makes Johnny most special is his back shot ability. The way he gets in there is now a staple in the community.
Johnny Backshots was soooo good last night, you have to try him out!