Furry Boots

Boots with fake fur that make chicks look retarded.

Her ass made me hard, but those furry boots ... sexing a retard almost feels wrong.

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spy in my boot

comment term for when a spy saps your sentry, or dispenser. It is also you when a spy back stabs some one close to you with out harming you in the slightest. Spy in my boot is used comically when a spy is a returning problem. Other similar phrases are "there's a spy in my soup, oatmeal, or gahhhhhh"

Demo man: That damn spy has terminated half our team, and destroyed our convenient support systems produced, and distributed by engis."

Sniper: "Watch behind your back!!!!"

Demo man: "Gahhhhhh!!"

Sniper: "damn it there's a spy in my boot."

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Snake in my boot

When a person has another in an unwanted conversation that may last forever.

John was a snake in my boots this morning. The next thing I knew it was well past lunch time!

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Filipino Work Boot

The Filipino Work Boot is a lewd act involving the act of ejaculating into a shoe, slipper, or otherwise foot holding device. It is extremely hilarious, and should be performed at least three times a week for good measure.

"Man, Tim was pissed when he put on his moccasins and found out I had given him a Filipino Work Boot"

"Wow, you are awesome and not fat at all!"

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Car boot sale

When someone crashes their car, usually involves rolling it, and all the contents fly out of the now broken windows, usually leaving a trail of destruction and obsolete car parts.

Man 1 pointing down a hill "Dude, check that car boot sale out! Bet that hurt!!"

Man 2 "And I bet I know exactly how much all that is going to cost me ... free! Grab a bin bag!"

Man 1 "Awesome! Check it out, a slightly scratched copy of limp bizkit's greatest hits! Win!! Oh, and an arm..."

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ninja boot salute

Another name for camel toe.

Wow! Check that girl out, I give her a ninja boot salute

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Muddy Boots

What a gut-stick occasionally resembles after using the back door, due to the horrifying debris deposited upon it. Boots worn in the pouring rain, such as those sported by John Terry when he's slicing penalties wide and bawling his eyes out, tend to become caked in mud. So do men's members when they've been upto the apricots in shit.

Upon withdrawal his triumphant smirk faded in a heart-beat, realising as he did that his giggling stick was spattered with more filth than a pair of muddy boots.

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