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When you clearly haven't drunk enough fluids and your pee is a dark shade of golden brown, can affect both men and women. Often smells like peanuts.
First guy "Man I just did a proper gravy piss! Pass the beer, I need fluid .."
Second guy "Nice, you might wanna flush twice, I hear they're stubborn."
The overalls worn by females in any sort of occupation that would require said female to wear ovaralls. The wearing of ovaryalls in no way relates to the hotness of said female. Think that Girls Aloud video by comparison to your local female butch lesbian mechanic.
Guy1: Check out the chick in the ovaryalls ...
Guy2: Yeah that's Wendy, she's only part time, she works the rest of the time in that posh strip club in town, pretty tidy huh?
Man1: Check out that beast in the ovaryalls ...
Man2: Yeah that's Wendy, she's only part time, she works that rest of the time at that seedy strip club in town, a bit of a mess huh?
The way by which a packet of crisps, bucket of popcorn, or any other kind of junk food, manages to disappear at an alarming rate while the eater suddenly feels an overwelming bloated sensation without even realising.
That mechanical movement of the hand from the lap area to the face with very little effort.
Jenny: Bloody hell where did all the Thai sweet chilli crisps go????
Megan: Shit!!! That's nearly the end of the bag! Why do I feel so sick? And my mouth is on fire!
Jenny: Phantom hand strikes again! I'll go get packet number 4 and that bag of popcorn I've microwaved.
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When someone crashes their car, usually involves rolling it, and all the contents fly out of the now broken windows, usually leaving a trail of destruction and obsolete car parts.
Man 1 pointing down a hill "Dude, check that car boot sale out! Bet that hurt!!"
Man 2 "And I bet I know exactly how much all that is going to cost me ... free! Grab a bin bag!"
Man 1 "Awesome! Check it out, a slightly scratched copy of limp bizkit's greatest hits! Win!! Oh, and an arm..."
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