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a word for weird people that either think someone they love is a peanut... or they're just weird and call people that like grandmas
thank u love peanut!
chunky peanut butter refers to the act of sexual relations between two homies. this is often displayed through jacking each other off and consistently giving each other erections.
however, chunky peanut butter has some limits. when you commit chunky peanut butter for over 69 minutes in one sitting, it is no longer considered chunky peanut butter and you may experience any of the following symptoms.
-erectile dysfunction
-foot fungus
-large amounts of gas to the point of flying
friend 1 - wanna commit chunky peanut butter?
friend 2 - bet. where’s the condoms
a brown, sticky substance that you use to smear all over your wife's bed to make her think you shit yourself
smeared peanut butter all over my wife's bed to make her think I shat myself.
A taisty latin girl that always wants to fuck and has a big booty
That mexican girl bella is some yummy peanut butter
When you piss cum and shit all at once to achieve what is known as peanut butter
Now i have to buy a new pair of pants since i made peanut butter in the other one
peanut butter is a food that you can eat. you can eat it on food or by it self. it is the best food. try it on a pickle.
girl: I love to eat peanut butter
boy: why?
girl: because it tastes good pickle
boy: your weird
girl: yep
Creamy or Crunchy?
If you had to think about it, you’re psycho. Even Jesus ate creamy nut.
Jesus: This peanut butter is so good bro
Sariah: Is it crunchy?
Jesus: Fym is it crunchy? Are you stupid?
THE END <3