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The art of putting a small animal in a pillow case and beating it against walls until it becomes a bloody mess and has a pillow like form.
Hey dad I'm about to pillow pet that cat if it claws me one more time
The red stuff you find on your pillow after your wife shot you.
I woke up and found some pillow ketchup.
A specific yellowed pillow that many men tend to have. The yellow pillow is often comfortable, and a classic.
“I never knew comfort until he pulled out his yellow pillow.”
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Late night discussions with your lover in bed that are therapeutic to both partners.
Jack was going through a rough patch at work but regular pillow therapy with his girlfriend helped preserve his sanity.
Used in the movies when two actors place a pillow between their genitals during sex scenes.
For this next scene we’re going to use the pillow technique.
To fall asleep so hard that you bury your face between two pillows. This often leads to some snoring and making the sound of a motorboat. This could also mean that you are so tired that the desire to sleep is just as large of a drive as your sex drive. You would rather do both motorboat and sleep, so you choose to motorboat some pillows.
Man I can't keep my eyes open! I am staring at the bed trying not to motorboat pillows.
A pillow thats never been washed.
"So I went over to Jack's house, and I managed to get a good look at his bed...Girl, he hasn't washed his pillow since highschool. Who the fuck keeps a grease pillow?"