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Slide off

A man or woman who you sleep with occasionally on the side of a committed relationship. Example : mistress, side chick, secret lover, friend with benefits on the low.

I was with my slide off when wifey called and I had to stop out for a minute.

by Professor Dan February 20, 2018


Turtle Slides

When somebody takes a shit in a toilet and after they flush, streaks are left down the inside of the bowl that look similar to the streaks left in mud next to a pond that turtles slide into.

"Dude, what the hell did you eat? A whole pound of cheese?"
"What? Why?"
"You left some wicked bad turtle slides in the toilet."

by TechnoShamanInflux June 18, 2018


Lucifer's Slide

A homeless person's mattress that non-homeless use to have sex on especially during a woman's period or messy anal so to leave a slippery mess on the mattress.

The other night Stacey was ready to go even though it was her time of the month. We went into the homeless camp and made a Lucifer's Slide on some hobos bed.

by Lucifer Ghi October 6, 2023


Rusty Slide Whistle

The Rusty Slide whistle begins with a woman furiously blowing into their male counterparts asshole, while simultaneously tugging his johnson. This act replicates the steps required to play the slide whistle, thus warranting the name.

"Yo, last night Justine busted out the rusty slide whistle, we made some sweet music"

by Matthew Mcconaughey's peepee November 29, 2019


School Organization Slides 2.0

A slideshow of memes and jokes referring to the teachers and students in your school. Cleverly disguised as schoolwork so as not to get caught. Hence, “School Organization Slides 2.0.

Friend 1: “Have you seen the new School Organization Slides 2.0 I made about Ms.Jones?!”

Friend 2: “No but I’m sure it’s hilarious! Let me see it.”

by TheJokerLaughs March 10, 2023


Elephant Slide

This is a sexual move used mostly by the Vulpsie. Made popular by her in the late 90's in the Bay Area gay sex scene. It's really rowdy stuff not for the faint of heart.

It involved the use of a butt plug that has been inside several butts.

Amy pulled out her classic elephant slide last night, and today I'm walking like Yosemite Sam

by myhk April 27, 2019


The Nelly Slide

When you are completely naked and cover yourself in Italian olive oil before you run down the dorm hallway and see how far you can slide on your stomach. If not carefully lathered, the penis can catch and screech before tearing totally off resulting in a penisless man.

It was midnight last night and when I came out of the bathroom Logan was doing the Nelly Slide all the way from room 226 to 214

by shlongman24 April 9, 2021