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closely resembling the winston slip, the difference being that the brown eye suprise is used with the intention of a second date. May also be used on significant other, wife or girlfriend.
See The Winston Slip for full details.
"I gave her the brown eye surprise She thought I was heading for the beef curtains, but I slipped it in the exit only hole."
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The Surprise Jizz Theory (SJT) Is when you close your eyes before you ejaculate, and spin, run, etc. around and when you're done, you open them, and see what you jizzed on. It could be your Carpet, TV, Girlfriend, or even your Cat!
Jack: Dude! I used the SJT yesterday, and it got all over my dog's face. He was pissed!
Steve: What's the SJT?
Jack: Surprise Jizz Theory.
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the extra french fries, wedges, or onion rings that aren't in your fry container and you find at the bottom of the bag when you order fast food
I ordered some food from McDonald's and found some bottom bag surprises on my way home
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When a woman queefs and it stuns you.
Sharon and I were going at it when she unleashed a front fart surprise. It was grand.
A girl who concieves her first born on prom night. Her date remembered the corsauge,but forgot the protection.
The quarterback got a real shock on graduation day,when his cheerleader girlfriend told him she was eight weeks pregnant!! You can say he got a real Prom Night Surprise!!
The act of retaining a concoction of corn syrup and black food coloring in one's rectum moments or sometimes hours before performing anal sex; terrifying the penetrator.
Yeah, my girlfriend is way too devoted to Halloween, man. She even pulled Cthulhu's Sticky Surprise on me. I had ants in my apartment for weeks.
When you give your partner a rimjob straight after brushing your teeth.
I was getting ready for bed, brushed my teeth but vicki was feeling horny, so i gave her a mint ring surprise before i stuck it in her clam.