Person: what’s the number before 70 and after 68?
Other person: 69?
Person: hah! You just said it, you know what it means?
Hairy view for two can turn into a musty "SHU 🤧". Please be sweetie and clean your "pretty"... because that thick Ole pussy is waiting for slippy to smash her spotty so she can show u that sloopy toppy so U CAN SCREAM SEXI MAMI, so she can get pinned like a fucking champ because she just succeeded n sucked ur soul n your tounge got tired and now u gotta punish her pussy for being so good by making her cum everywhere n then hit it again cause she's a squirter n u feel like a god damn G..n, she wanna go for round 4... marry that bitch!
Man, she soul snatched me with her 69, imma introduce her to my family. That's wifey, made me pray for her pussy and God himself delivered 🙏
a “funny” number that, whenever it appears, “funny” people say “nice” in response, in a desperate attempt to be “funny” and “relatable”. stems from “69” being a term used to describe a sexual position where both participants put their face near eachother’s genitals.
person 1: “i’ve reached level 69!”
person 2: “nice”
person 1: “stay away from me”
joe: hey
steve: what
joe: what are you doing?
steve: oh I having 69 with ur mom