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The giagantic, half acre mound of snow found on a Walmart's parking lot after it have been plowed that resembles a huge igloo. Based on the myth that Canadians live in igloos.
That Canadian housing project at Walmart reaches aboot two thirds the way up the light poles.
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When you are awoken by someone giving you a blowjob, followed by them mounting you.
This morning your mom gave me a canadian alarm clock, and I almost gave you a brother, you tit-fucker.
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When a white girl gets knocked up by a black male and has to care for the child, but is proud that her baby is half black.
Look at that dirty white chick carrying her Canadian Fuck Trophy around!
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The act of covering a man’s penis in maple syrup and giving him a sloppy and sticky blowjob. After he cums (in your mouth, specifically), you spit some into his mouth, and you both scream, “Oh, Canada!” while both your mouths are full of maple cum.
Susan gave me a Canadian slobby dobby in the bathroom at the hockey game last night. I think I wanna marry her, eh?
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To pee on a sleeping friend in helps to warm them
Rick looks cold there's no blankets around I should give him a Canadian golden blanket
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The act of taking a piss while drinking something at the same time.
Bro I just had the longest "Canadian Conveyer Belt"
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The act of having sex then cuming between either a males or females ass-cheeks, then squishing them together and jiggling them.
person 1" hey i heard what you did to beck,"
person 2 " Yer i totally Canadian Snow Globed her"
person 1 " high five 'slap'"
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