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The act of covering a man’s penis in maple syrup and giving him a sloppy and sticky blowjob. After he cums (in your mouth, specifically), you spit some into his mouth, and you both scream, “Oh, Canada!” while both your mouths are full of maple cum.
Susan gave me a Canadian slobby dobby in the bathroom at the hockey game last night. I think I wanna marry her, eh?
When a white girl gets knocked up by a black male and has to care for the child, but is proud that her baby is half black.
Look at that dirty white chick carrying her Canadian Fuck Trophy around!
To pee on a sleeping friend in helps to warm them
Rick looks cold there's no blankets around I should give him a Canadian golden blanket
When you are awoken by someone giving you a blowjob, followed by them mounting you.
This morning your mom gave me a canadian alarm clock, and I almost gave you a brother, you tit-fucker.
The act of taking a piss while drinking something at the same time.
Bro I just had the longest "Canadian Conveyer Belt"
The act of having sex then cuming between either a males or females ass-cheeks, then squishing them together and jiggling them.
person 1" hey i heard what you did to beck,"
person 2 " Yer i totally Canadian Snow Globed her"
person 1 " high five 'slap'"
This act requires a man to spread ketchup upon a woman's anus as lubricant before performing anal sex. Then, just before he ejaculates, the man pulls out from the girl's anus and spreads his semen all over the girl's chin. As the semen mixes with the ketchup dripping from her chin, and with the penis as the "french fry", the entire act is very reminiscent of how Canadian's enjoy their fries. Any anal excrement that accompanies the mixture simply adds to the "poutine" only enhancing the experience.
Think you've done some weird shit in your sex life? I had a girl ask me to give her a Canadian French Fry the other night. Damn crazy Canucks.