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n. The act of masturbating in a gas station bathroom while defecating.
Steve: "Dude, pull over at this gas station. It's urgent."
Jeff: "Why?"
Steve: "I need to take a Pump 'n Dump. Bad."
Jeff: "A what?"
Steve: "Look it up."
Jeff: (searches Urban Dictionary) "Oh my god that is horrifying. People do this?"
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Where you take a gas pump or any form of a gasoline dispensor, and put it in a girl's vagina and begin to fill it with gasoline. You then light your penis on fire and begin to have intercourse with her.
"Hey Hubert, I gave my girlfriend The Atomic Gas Pump last night."
"My pussy is still on fire from The Atomic Gas Pump I got last Christmas."
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To run super fast from danger or harm in tennis shoes, mostly worn by indie/scene kids in modern day's time. ;)
Also a great song by a GREAT band: Foster the People!! :D
Person 1: I'ma bring a gun to school and shoot up all y'all niggas!!
Nigga 1: Oh shit!! that nigga's gotta gun!!
Nigga 2: All y'all bitches bettah run!! Run hoes, run!!
Nigga 3: I got my 'pumped up kicks' on so i'ma be outta here before all these other niggas!! See ya!! :D
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One who is well skilled in the art of the Pump Shotgun in games such as Counter Strike, and jump around while killing people in the air...much like a ninja. Thus the term, Pump Shotty Ninja.
"Dude, that guy is such a Pump Shotty Ninja. He just wtfpwned me."
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The companion technique to the blumpkin. Intercourse (usually anal) performed while the pitcher defecates is referred to as a pump n dump.
I was giving her the ol' Pump N Dump, right before I finished that shit off with a blumpkin.
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When someone has to take a shit. Music is played loud so that the person in the bathroom feels better about knowing that other people cannot hear them.
Damn...I need to pump up the volume
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the act of anally fisting a mans ass while jacking him off. as if you are shooting a pistol grip pum shotgun
that guy is a freak he likes to get pistol grip pumped
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