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Engaging in sexual intercourse.
Those damn SPRI kids were out there throwing sticks and stones at a skunk!
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when somebody takes your stone out, it means that they make you so angry that you want to start a fight
ralf: yesterday after class, my classmates started bothering me by saying i was homosexual. tom: don't pay attention. they just want to take your stone out.
An Amish owned business in Pennsylvania where the owner uses his "Amish-ness" to con people into working for him. Because he's Amish, there's no official legal documentation you're an employee. So when he promises you 5% of all sales, he can go back on his word and pay you nothing for 22 weeks.
Stone Line Sales LLC rips workers off and pays in "experience" only.
Pretty much the greatest school in all of the world. Everyone is always putting it down, but that's just because they are haters. The social life is awesome, and you can always find a friend there. The sports department is amazing- there is almost never a year when at least one team didn't win some sort of title, and football and soccer are almost always nationally ranked. Just because it is located in "Cashburn" doesn't mean that everyone is rich. While there are some "Brady Bunch Clones", everyone is pretty chill and easy to get along with.
You go to Stone Bridge High School? Dude, you rock
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The animal-friendly alternative to "killing two birds with one stone." ...who does that?
Instead of just waiting around for an hour, I got stoned with two birds and finished my biology homework.
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When you're so high you're too god damn lazy to have sex with someone who is laying right next to you in bed.
Man me and Caleb were so high we both just layed there and we wanted to fuck but we were too high.
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Black stone valley is a regional highschool located in upton massachusets. The school contains 13 towns but no one cares to know what they are. Its a techinical school with awesome shops, but the academics completely blow. Usual dress code is timberland boots considering that our school has a scary amount of rednecks. Accessories include bloodshot eyes because stoners are second to rednecks.
Guy 1: Dude I heard black stone valley has alot of stoners.
Guy 2: Man not as much as rednecks in the school.
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