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Tool

One who is a slave to the system and a blatant pseudo intellectual. These people, usually males (as females are referred to as twats), can be spotted with great ease. Usually seen wearing Ed Hardy and Shutter Shades or wearing their giant sunglasses on their head at midnight. These people typically are into whatever everyone else is into or what MTV tells them is cool, but will still claim to be "different". They will also, almost always, drink nothing but Heineken and Jagerbombs.

Bro, are you serious with those sunglasses right now? It hasn't been light out for like 4 hours you fucking tool.

by Calvert Man August 26, 2009


tool

a douchebag who sucks up in order to further his own agenda, but whose self interest is embarrassingly transparent

a politician, e.g. al gore is a gigantic tool!

by Emily H L August 26, 2010


Tool

1. a rude or impolite person; a douchebag.
2. a penis.
3. an object used for construction, i guess.
4. an American rock band from Los Angeles. Formed in 1990, the group's line-up includes vocalist Maynard James Keenan, guitarist Adam Jones and drummer Danny Carey. Justin Chancellor has been the band's bassist since 1995, replacing its original bassist Paul D'Amour.

I like the 4th Tool best.

by chezi tacos August 24, 2023


tool

an individual, usually male, who is a member of the UB Thunder of the East marching band. Most likely a Tuba player. These individuals are characterized by by the backwards black UB fitted cap, blue batting gloves, and aviators that make up their uniform.

Yo, did you see the UB game on ESPN2 last night? Which one of those tools thought it would look bad ass to wear aviators with their tuba?

by link2397 November 19, 2009


Tool

a person, usually a male, who thinks they are god, and they were sent onto this earth to make stupid comments with no importance to them whatsoever.

Jason McGuire is such a tool

by godddddd121256 December 7, 2010


Tool

Tool:

1: You

2: Me

3: Your dog

"I am such a tool".

by DarkLarynx September 4, 2011


Tool

1)

A device used to accomplish work-related tasks.

2)

A person who tries too hard and goes out of his way
to feel superior to others, but in the long run only
makes himself out to be the object of ridicule and
disdain. In this context, "toolbag" may also be used.

1)

"That hammer you gave me sure is a valuable tool!! Now I can actually pound nails instead of having to headbutt them!"

2)

"That dude thinks he's so cool and hard, but everyone else knows that he's just an arrogant tool(bag). What the hell's he even doing here?"

by American outlaw October 19, 2009