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When someones thinks you are an idiot and tries to insult your intelligence by telling you a ridiculous lie.
Craig: I couldnt call you last night because my phone didnt have any reception.
Rose: Y U LIE?!!
A turd, that once dispatched has enough velocity to circumvent the U-Bend at the base of the toilet.
I knew I was shitting bricks, I looked between my legs on the throne and found I laid a U-bend acrobat!
When your gonna beat up your friend for saying something stupid
some would say its a lazy way to say "i love you" but it has just as much meaning.
you- hey babe,
babe- yea?
you- i luv u <3
babe- overflowed with happiness
a question to the nature of ones doing; why are you
oXLauren28Xo: y r u being mean
its how you tell a hoe no without saying no u hoe, if ur on phone just hold down the letter o, and If ur on laptop hold down the letter o and press 5
Girl: can we get something to eat
Boy: sure wat u want
Girl: gimme sum like KFC shit
Boy: k wat u want from there
Girl: gimme anything but ur paying
Boy: nœ u hœ