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The act of watching and judging people exiting a convenience store, usually while sitting in a parked car or pumping gas out front.
"Passing the 7-11 Test" means someone who looks especially good, often inciting a double-take, swoon, or wolf-whistle (at least on the inside), among the otherwise random collection of humanity who pass through those doors.
Damn, girl! You passed the 7-11 test! Glad you were getting into MY car!
Seeing my own reflection in the store window, I had to admit, I passed the 7-11 test!
Poor girl, with those thunder thighs and muffin top, she definitely failed the 7-11 test.
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S Club 7 is a British teen-pop group that could have been grown in a laboratory: Brought together by a lengthy audition process led by Spice Girls Svengali Simon Fuller, the seven good-looking, fresh-scrubbed actors and models are already huge in Britain, where their TV show S Club 7 In Miami propelled them to stardom last year. Now on the Fox Family Channel here, S Club 7 is looking to break big in America, catering to the same mixture of pubescents and pervs who've latched onto Spears. If it succeeds, God help us all: S Club 7 makes Spears and The Backstreet Boys sound like Coal Chamber. Every word of S Club is a horrific cliché: "Bring It All Back" recalls the false uplift of Up With People ("Don't stop / Never give up / Hold your head high and reach the top"), "Viva La Fiesta" is a stunningly inept stab at Latin flavor, "S Club Party" unironically includes repetition of the words, "Ain't no party like an S Club party," and so on. If you think teenybopper pop has reached its nadir with Spears, 'N Sync, and the others, you have no idea how much worse it can get. —Stephen Thompson
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The above author has 7/16 of an inch penis because his example is a blatant ripoff of Maddox and he does not credit him one bit.
I want to shove a knife 7/16 of an inch times a thousand into the above author's throat.
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To flirt with your girl or significant other for a long period of time.
Yo dude wheres Chris hes been gone for awhile. Man hes in his room 7 layer caking
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The bum who sits outside a 7-11 that opens the door as you come and go hoping for extra change from your purchase and or a bottle of liquor at Christmas
Why does the 7-11 doorman smell like vodka and good n' plenty's?
Is it Christmas time already?
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A couple where one partner is a 7 and the other a 11 on a scale of 1-10. The quantifying traits could be any of hotness, intelligence (:p), social stature etc. Mostly used in the context of physical features though.
Jay and Sofia Pritchett are such a 7-11 couple.
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