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When your cat lays on your head while you are either laying in bed, walking around or sitting on the couch, creating a hat.
"When I sleep at night, my cat lays on my head, creating a cat hat."
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To be upset with someone and tell them to leave you alone or piss off.
David: I wonder where he is. Scotty: I don’t think the grinch has forgiven us yet. David: oh he can go shit on a cat.
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(1) An annoying thing (usually a cat) that never shuts up.
(2) A cat that always wining (meowing)
(3) A noisy cat
"I had let my cat in to feed it and and the bitching cat didn't stay quiet until I gave her food."
"that bitching cat has got to go, no one has got any descent quiet sense we got it."
"When we got to the mall and there was a woman complaining about something, what a bitching cat"
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The latest, the best, the cutting edge (and more positive adjectives withe -est).
LCD televisions are the cat's meow. People love their performance and elegance.
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A female cat named Tarder Sauce, who lots of people think is male. She has feline dwarfism, and a brother cat named Pokey.
Grumpy Cat is pure awesomeness.
Will-"Grumpy Cat is the best! He's so cool!"
Dalia- "Dude, no! Grumpy Cat is a girl, duh!"
Insurance Salesperson- *in a perky scary voice* - "Hello! Would you like -"
Grumpy Cat - "No."
Random Person - "Oh no! My iPod/iPhone just died! Now I can't take selfies!!!!!"
Grumpy Cat - "Good."
It is a goal of mine to meet Grumpy Cat aka Tarder Sauce. :) this is my first definition, hope you like it!
Grumpy Cat- " No."
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To clean up the pubic area; not unisexual for the obvious reference to the slang term for a woman's genital region.
Honey, if you want me to go to Chinatown tonight, you better wax the cat.
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n. A horribly smelly, wet, inhuman fart. It smells like it came from a cat, but it comes from a person. Can cause vomiting, headaches, and loss of life.
Her: What the FUCK is that smell?
Him: I farted.
Her: No you didn't that couldn't have been you it smells too bad.
Him: It definitely was me.
Her: Holy shit that smells like a cat fart! OH MY GOD. *pukes*
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