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when you have a random internet whore pay to fly to come see you.
Im broke, do you think pulling a duck would work to get her down here?
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A duck that looks to be a cross between a turkey and a duck, but ducks and turkeys don't cross.
Is that a turkey duck
No that's a Muscovy Duck, turkeys and ducks don't cross.
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To twist a mans erect penis in a corkscrew motion until he orgasms using both hands with only the head inserted in the twisters mouth. Similar to wringing a wet towel with both hands.
She gave him a duck penis and he immediately shot his load.
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One who enjoys shafting ducks up teh ass...primarily aimed at an odd individual of emo or strange likeness to animals..
"To shunt a duck, is to shunt duck, but to shunt a cow is totally wrong.."
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The hidden way of saying the cunt.
Oh my god... did you see duck hunt on Snapchat today??
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Walking the duck is when you are either walking naked (only works if your a guy) or you are going commando and your fly is down...thus your little guy escapes and waddles when you walk.
TIM: Today I forgot to zip up, and my coworkers caught me walking the duck.
WORST DAY EVER!
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A common phrase typed originally as "fucking weird" into a blackberry with a condensed keypad and changed by the blackberry's "spell wreck" software to read "ducking wired".
Lisa: I feel like I'm hungover this morning yet I wasn't drinking last night!
Sharleen: That's ducking wired. Maybe you're pregnant.
Lisa: I'm not pregnant! Duck you!
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