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Teacher, “What is your name?”
New Student, “ MY NAME A JEFF!”
Teacher, *picks up shotgun*
Teacher, *shoots new kid*
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A swaggy dope white kid who is here to Fuck your bitch
Person A: ayo wassu-
Travis: My name is Travis and I'm here to fuck your bitch!
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Usually consists of noun names or 3 letter names (I'm on the non binary spectrum i'm probably allowed to say that and if you identify as enby and use names that aren't nouns or 3 letters you're still valid )
K: You want your name to be..spoon?
S: Yes. You're name is Kai. It's no different, we both have really non binary names
K: Yeah you're right, wanna go listen to mother mother?
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Your opportunity to go on Urban Dictionary and make a super flattering, overly embellished definition describing the name you carry.
Peter: See? You can put Your Name on Urban Dictionary, and make a definition for it.
Steve: Says here “Peters” are the sweetest, kindest men.
Peter: Damn right.
Steve: That’s bullshit, though. Cause you’re a piece of shit.
Peter: Yeah, but putting this down helps me and other Peter’s feel better about ourselves.
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Means i love you
When you’re saying goodbye to your best friend
“Since it’s unlikely that we’ll ever meet again, I might as well say it now.”
“Sherlock is actually a girl’s name ”
A monologue used by the main antagonist in part 4 of the franchise: Jojo's bizarre adventure, it was used in the situation to exclaim that the the villain had such confidence in winning, he exposed everything about himself
Teacher: how about you introduce yourself to the class
Kid: My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
Markiplier's imaginary pet in Google Feud.
My Pet Named Steve hates me.