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Ape on a stick

A small moderately controllable being, such as a child or kitten, that is frustrating yet often humorous and endearing, much like a tailless primate.

Omg Lennie! You ape on a stick! Quit climbin’ the freakin’ mini blinds!

by Snakpak G December 31, 2021


AP Biology

What non-AP students take cuz they’re too fuckin dumb for AP Chem and AP Physics.

“My parents want me to take an AP class, but since I have the intelligence of a fruit fly and suck balls at math, I’ll probably just take AP Biology.”

by in the stratosphere April 24, 2019


AP Biology

A pretty easy class, I took it as a freshman and it's not as hard as many people think. It does require good student effort and listening in class, but most people get 5s on the exam.

Person 1: How's AP Biology going?

Person 2: It's going well. I have an 89, but the notebook check should bring it up.

Person 1: Cool.

by Yu Sao January 28, 2017


AP The GK

One of the greatest GKs

Hails from Coho, MA
Leads every chart in saves, save percentage, clean sheets, and red cards

Yo, did you see the highlights from the match AP The GK played in?

by urban-awesome-urban September 5, 2023


Aped

(Aped as in ape - like a gorilla.)

Getting Aped is when you receive a handjob while sitting on the toilet as you take a shit.

Dude, I was with Stephanie last night, and she's kinky as fuck, so I fucking got aped for the first time.

by Legumo August 26, 2021


Scalded Ape

The act of pouring hot wax on your girlfriends vagina while jumping up-and-down on the bed slinging feces at her

My scalded girl went ape shit and asked for more hot wax. She loves a scalded ape more than a Kentucky Klondike Bar

by HandRaper January 19, 2024


ape classic

When two apes meet in a fantasy football championship

Did you hear those two apes made the Ape Classic?

by TommyB January 9, 2024