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People (with no lives) that waste their time on Habbo dressing as a baby so Habbo "Moms" can adopt them and waste coins and give furni to the cute babies. Babies want HC Mommies always.
How Habbo Babies Dress Like
-Chubby Face
-Blue or Pink Clothes
-Cute Clothes
Baby: MwAmA cWan you adwopt Mwe? IM CWUTE
HabboMom: No I want an HC baby
Baby: PwEASE!!!
HabboMom: Sorry. No cutie.
Baby: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa WAAA
Me: SHUT UP STUPID BABY
Me: ***beats with metal pole*********
Baby: Mwommy hwe bwienf mean! waaaaaaa waaaaaaa
Kedo: Gives me a ban message
Me: Did i hurt them in real life? no dumb habbo babies
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Best lube for titfuck and wanking.
Chloe accidentally spilt baby oil on her cleavage. I decided not to waste it so I fucked her gigantic breasts til I gave her a pearl necklace!
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A Fritzel Baby is someone who seems to have been kept in a cage for years, a real buzz kill kind of person, or someone with no sense of enjoyment, and cant recognise new bands or songs or famous people, or government officials, or doesnt even know what hit shows are on tv.
Michael: Yeah I love rock music.
S: Cool, so do you like Pearl Jam, Rage Against the Machine or Metallica?
Michael: Eh, who are they, I never heard of them, but I like Dragon Force.
S: Youre such a Fritzel Baby.
Eric: Hey Michael do you even know who the president of the USA is?
Michael: Yeah its Russel Brand, he's my hero.
Eric: Fuckin Fritzel Baby.
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that fire ass rapper from Atlanta that was from the projects, with his album that was #1 on the billboard "my turn" featuring Gunna, 42 Dugg, Future, Lil Uzi Vert, Lil Wayne, Moneybagg Yo, Young Thug, and Rylo Rodriguez.
person 1: yeoo, did you hear "my turn" by Lil baby?
person 2: ohh shitt it was firee my favorite emotionally scarred
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Hey you lil' piss baby, you think you're so fucking cool?
Huh?
You think you're so fucking tough?
You talk a lotta big game for someone with such a small truck
Aw, look at those arms
Your arms look so fucking cute
They look like lil' cigarettes
I bet I could smoke you
I could roast you
And then you'd love it and you'd text me "I love you" and then I'd fucking ghost you
With the big boys coming with the big stuff
I feel so clean like a money machine, oh yeah
Big boys coming with the big trucks
Feel so clean like a money machine, oh yeah
Big boys coming with the big trucks
Feel so clean like a money machine, oh yeah
Big boys coming with the picture
Feel so clean like a money machine, oh yeah (oh yeah)
Feel so clean, like a money machine
Feel so clean, like a money machine
Feel so clean, like a money machine
Feel so clean, like a money machine
Tell me what's the deal, I've been trying to go to bed
I've been up for days, I've been tryna get ahead
Said it all before, and I'll say it once again
I'm better off alone
Tell me what's the deal, I've been trying to go to bed
I've been up for days, I've been tryna get ahead
Said it all before, and I'll say it once again
I'm better off alone
With the big boys coming with the big stuff
I feel so clean like a money machine, oh yeah
Big boys coming with the big trucks
Feel so clean like a money machine, oh yeah
Big boys coming with the big trucks
Feel so clean like a money machine, oh yeah
Jane is such a piss baby
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Generally,a white girl who pretends to be "gangster". They have a tendancy to have low IQ's, and they make this apparent bi spelin lyk diz ya hur? When they write their name, or quotes that they like they often use these symbol:~`*.They can be found wearing their either bleach blonde, or brown with badly highlighted hair, pulled back extremley tight in a high pony tail, held that way with a bottle of gel and hairspray, when this happens, they also pull out two small sections of hair in the center of the hairline, and style them so that they resemble bug antanae, which fall flat on/or framing the face. They also are seen wearing their hair down with no styling at all. Their eyebrows are commonly over plucked, so that they are almost non-existant. When wearing earings, its the hoochie hoops for these kids.They often wear etnies, or phat farms, along with tight jeans with no back pockets, that are either extremley low riders, or go up to right under the waist. Often these jeans are either really embellished, or with pockets in the front. Their shirts usually have some kind of logo on them. Make-up consists of heavy mascara, eyeliner, and/or eye shadow. Eye shadow tends to be light blue, white, pink ect. Lip gloss is most often a nessecity, followed by cakey foundation. In rare occasions, they can be found wearing shirts that actually say "Babi gurl" on them, usually these shirts are the spray painted ones you can get at your local town fair. Their favorite colors consist of black, pink, and blue. Babi Gurlz listen to rap and rock/metal like theres no tomarrow. On their myspaces you will see alot of surveys! They paint their nails various shades of colors, blue, black, green, red ect. Usually big pot heads, these girls tell everyone everything.Babi Gurlz are often sexually permiscuous, and attract a very dumb breed of boy, which are called the Babi Boi.
I'll be your babi gurl if you'll be my babi boi.
"i ain't gonna hang wit hur. shez mad crazii!"
Catie, we don't have enough stereotypes. Those stupid girls at our school who pretend to be black need a name. Their such babi gurlz.
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A video located on the deep web considered to be the most vile, disgusting, and dark videos on the entirety of the internet. The worst of the worst. It depicts two men, who tie up a mother to a tree, and force her to watch as they throw her infant child into an industrial wood cutter. After being soaked in the child's blood they then take the shredded meat of the child and consume it, hence the name (it looks like ground hamburger meat).
"Have you seen 3 guys one hammer? Bro it's like the worst video on the internet."
"Are you kidding? That shit is as mild as My Little Pony compared to Baby Burger."
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