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When you go too far in making fun of your asian friends and have diarrhea everyday for a year.
John: I was making fun of Dan (asian) and now I feel like shit
Jim: Well, safe to say you caught Chinese Asshole Virus
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On older vehicles with carburetors, it was the act of "rev-ing" the engine and jamming your palm over the inlets of the carburetor, thus freeing up any debris from the vacuum it creates.
Before taking it to the mechanic, Bill gave the engine in his car a Chinese Tune up to see if it would remedy the problem.
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Sometimes valued at over $1 Billion dollars, a magic chinese buffet is one of the most mysterious sights one can behold, as well as the most intriguing to experience. Legend says that the power of this delicious rarity cannot be understood by the majority of mankind. Only a few may ever be tempted with the mystical being who supposedly offers a chosen one the chance to pick a check for one billion dollars, or to be subjected to the majestic, magic chinese buffet. many choose the unbelievable wealth offered, however, only the truly fortuitous and kind at heart will have the opportunity to experience magic in the world over an extrinsic reinforcer such as simple cash.
Magic Chinese Buffet master: Good sir, I now offer you the choice to choose $1 Billion dollars to be all yours, tax-free of course, or the option to experience the only bit of magic you will ever be subjected to in your feeble lifetime.
Steve: There's no doubt in my mind, I want to experience magic, to know that said mystical happenings exist in this world, and of course, to indulge in what is, the Magic Chinese Buffet.
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The act of a Chinese couple ejaculating onto each other’s faces and pushing one, at random, down the stairs, leading to them being knocked out. Then you aggressively fling a big handful of scat onto the face of the other.
Joseph: Woah, you should’ve seen the Chinese Chink-A-Flink I did to Sophia yesterday!
Gary: Wow, I sure missed out!
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When 10 people put their fists together to form a giant 2 foot diameter fist then cock knock unsuspecting people
When bob stepped opened the door to the classroom he got a chinese new year!!!
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The proper way to ask a person of any Asian decent where they're from.
"Hey, what kind of Chinese are you?"
"I'm Korean."
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Prestigious school for the basic Chinese elites if you are not rich or extroverted you will definitely come out with trauma from the backstabbing, verbally and emotionally abusive teachers and burnout! Unnecessarily steep staircases so u never miss leg day🦵🦵 if you love rigged elections you’ll love it here <3 Also notable for their sleeveless uniforms that collect armpit sweat stains Missing field so the nearby track and field has been claimed as their own + bright green pants brighter than your future Come here if you want a free mental breakdown(s)
A: hey do u rmb wat that sch w the ugly uniform and entitled bitches is called
B: do u mean Singapore Chinese girls school
A: omg yes!!!
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