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Wolfe county— the birthplace of pedophiles, tobacco, and meth heads. If you visit, you may be asked “can i get a chew a’ baccer?” by a wud of chewbubs. there are two correct responses: “yeahhh son, here ya go, you got a dollar?” or “nah dawg, i quit that”.
what’s everyone doing on a Friday night? idk, probably vaping at the park and racing frogs or going at it on the side of the road in ol’ sons blue pickup.
if you’re driving crazy through Campton, you better watch out because them state boys will getcha. if you’re unpopular in school and need a job, don’t even try Dairy Queen.
finally, watch out for the LCO.
1: “have you heard about wolfe county, ky?”
2: “yeah. that’s where the rednecks live.”
The act of suddenly changing lanes for no reason, generally done to mess with the stoners, drunks, or oblivious people who are packed into the back of your car.
You: What's that in the road up there?
Stoners in the backseat: TIMBER WOLF!
*you abrubtly change lanes*
A large and hairy straight man, fit or not.
Dude: " Tim looks like a gay bear."
Girl: " No Tim is straight, he's a pure timber wolf not a bear."
wolf cragging is where you are doing someone up the arse and you reach around and jam your fingers down the recipients throat to make them choke, thus causing the sphincter to tighten around your penis causing increased pleasure
i was fucking her up the arse but she was so fucking loose that i had to wolf crag her to make me cum. wolf cragging
Absolute zest lord. Danny Wolf will fuck your Dad, Brother, Dog and you if you look at him the wrong way. Danny is quite zesty and goes unmatched, he has so much rizz that whenever he enters a room everyone starts spraying like a fire hose. DO NOT mess with a Danny Wolf if you come into close proximity of one, he will fuck you...
Bro 1: "Bro I'm bricked.."
Bro 2: "Why bro?"
Bro 1: "Because Danny Wolf just winked at me while licking his lips."