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When you blow your load in your wife's piss mop then continue to go down and clean up the mess.
I don't see a problem with giving my wife a Williston. It's not like it's a stranger's mess.
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Hey have you seen Williston ND
No I haven’t
That’s because there’s only oil there
*laughs in well known city folk*
The Greatest Town in The World. Known for its teenage and twenty year old population to be raging alcoholics who go on multi-year benders. Williston Park is full of white middle class people who enjoy to do nothing but drink and party, especially in the summer. The village itself is one-mile square and its water tower has been climbed several times by many different indivudals, every time illegally of course. Most people who are born and raised here end up trying to buy homes but are often forced out for a period of time before returning because of the ridiculous real estate market today.
Outsider: Where are you from?
WP Resident: Williston Park
Outsider: You must like to party
WP Resident: Yeah, You Got A Fucking Problem With That?
Outsider: No Man, Sorry.
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Williston is a small town in Florida. The most awesome town. Where kids that graduate from that lil high school, that looks like a jail.. can't wait to leave! This town is segregated.. by rail road tracks. On the good side of the rail road tracks, gather up on the weekends & hit the woods. On the other side, they gather up under a tree & get high. They have kick ass resturants. If you've never been to Williston or don't know what it is, your a nobody!
Williston Florida
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Someone from the town of East Williston. Always walking around aimlessly with a huge amount of people. The town is only a mile so everyone knows about everyone. People are very intimadating.
Guy 1: Yo lets go to East Williston and get drunk/high at the sump.
Guy 2: YEAAA MANNN!
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A unattractive female who is a 10 in Williston, ND. Anywhere else in the world she would be a 3-5.
Well she's not that pretty but we are in North Dakota, I'll take that Williston Dime home tonight.
OIL only OIL
And schools
BUT OIL
OIL
Looks like he’s been to Williston ND
Yep
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