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Balls Free

That moment when your kids leave for the weekend and you take off your drawers so can be naked. A euphoric feeling as though you have been standing up your whole life and you finally sat down.

"It's so liberating to be balls free"
"So there I was... Balls free"
" It has been a long week, kids are off to grannys and I can be balls free!!"
"My girlfriend walked in and I was naked on the couch. To which my reply was, what? Im balls free"

by Slutnboots May 28, 2019


Free HKS

That free hugs, kiss and sex to offer for a sweet time with someone.

Her> Hi, do you want free HKS this night?
Him> Why not :) yes

by Oxom May 25, 2020


Free-ranger

A parent who believes their child(ren) is (are) capable of intelligent thought enough to (one or more) 1. reasonably and safely travel, unsupervised, from point A to point B, 2. Play unsupervised for an unspecified period of time with parental worry. 3. Resolve their own problems without resorting to tattle-tailing, snitching, and possibly getting into and out of trouble without a real hitch. They give their children Free-Range by both loving them, but emotionally letting go of their own need to succeed as a parent as it could be tied to the happiness and success of their children.

Mary and Elizabeth are Free-Rangers. They don't meddle in their kids' playtime by being a playmate or falsely buoy them in their accomplishments by giving them a certificate of participation.

by Bloggernaut April 15, 2015


Free the Beaver

A term used to remove ones undergarments in order to allow the air to circulate the female genital area.

The street sttod still as Marc yelled across the street ... Haw ya dirty cow, FREE THE BEAVER

by Mojo0483 July 29, 2009


Free Folk

Homeless people

Denver is full of Free Folk”

by Space C0wb0y February 23, 2021


free running

Running whilst in one's birthday suit. If a man, the shlong and scrotum swing freely in an agreeable and satisfying way.

The old man enjoyed free running across the country.

by greyshark7 March 14, 2007


free agent

Bisexual. Someone who sleeps with either sex. Especially someone who choses depending on which is more attractive, or is the better deal, on a given night.

Mike: Hey, it looks like Eddie is hitting on that gut...is he gay or what?

Frank: Na, but there are no good looking women here tonight, he's just looking for the best deal. Eddie's a free agent.

by LoneCrane October 19, 2007