Hooking the marlon

When you loop your masterbatory arm under the leg of the same side.

Todd: "hey Robin, how'd you break your arm"
Robin: "look, hooking the marlon isn't for everyone"

Hades Hook

When you're all out of lube, and all you've got by the bed is Tabasco. So you Tabasco lube up those fingers and give her the ol' hook around.

"Ah, mate! That Poshia girl last night was mental! She let me give her the Hades Hook!"

hook it up

to match iotems of slothing

"I got a nice new Prada t shirt today, i'll hook it up with my Armani jeans."

Grappling Hook

When a guy with a skinny dick has to wrap the condom around his balls in order for it to stay in

Boy 1: how do I put this condom on?
Boy 2: you gotta grappling hook it

Hook it With Some Hook iT

To hook a brotha up.

Lia,your so hot, Hook It.

First hook it with some mows, then hook it with some hook it!

The Coleman Hook

When you're Smashing doggy style and you pull out, inserting your thumb into her ass. Make a hook with your finger and pull up as hard as you can while yelling "I've got a big one!".

You're bout to get The Coleman Hook if you keep talking like that whore.

post hook

When your gay and are horrible at any build so you decide to make a post hook

Someone: Hey what’s your build Other person: a post hook “kicked from party”