julie campbell

Lies about small things instead of just being honest, beautiful person inside and out though. Fabulous lover, scared of being loved.

Julie Campbell rocks but should be more honest of how she feels

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July 25th

National slap your aunt day

*slaps aunt*

aunt: WHAT WAS THAT FOR DJENUDNEISVDID
me: its july 25th

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Tha July

Tha July means that in the future or in a short while, mad shits about to go down. This can be used any time of the year “July” does not mean the month literally.

dude 1: i have a bad feeling about next year
dude 2 : it’s probably Tha July

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Christmas in July

When Christian and Catholic hypocrites people come together at the tail end of July to defy the teachings of their Lord Jesus by selling shit.

Here is why Christmas in July violates what is written about Jesus in The Bible:

Matthew 21:12 (King James Version)

"And Jesus went into the temple of God, and cast out all them that sold and bought in the temple, and overthrew the tables of the moneychangers, and the seats of them that sold doves."

Although the scenery of being in a house of worship differs, the concept remains the same: selling shit in Jesus' name. Call it a sale, call it a discount fest, whatever, but definitely don't fucking call it Christmas in July; Jesus wasn't born until December so stop fucking it up.

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july 2

the day me the baddest bitch was born its also the day your life will be the most amazing everything u want will come to u the boy u like or girl will ask u out love u bitch

bitch1-gesus what?
bitch2-what
bitch1-its july 2

bitch2-omg leave me alone
bitch1-not even a happy birthday
bitch2-wtf told u i was happy about the day u were born
bitch1-BITCH

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July 24

National slap your sister day.

national slap your sister day is July 24 where you slap your sister every time they are being annoying

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July 28

Get a gf/bf

On July 28 a gf/bf. Yes 👍

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