Mexican Whisper

When a person or group of persons talk in a whisper tone with a normal volume loud enough to be easily overheard. Sometimes, but not often used intentionally as a threat or intimidation tactic.

I ducked into the nearest store after I heard some people Mexican Whisper that they were going to steal the gringo's wallet and let their dog rape him.

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Mexican Blowtorch

When your wife or girlfriend takes a cotton swab, dip it in alcohol and she puts it on the tip of your dick. Afterwards, she takes a match or lighter and lights it on fire!

Date Movie:

"Or a Mexican Blowtorch. It's when you take a cotton swab, dip it in alcohol and put it on the tip of his dick then you light it on fire."
-Rozz Fukurdoder

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mexican hotpocket

when you shit inside a sleeping bag and get someone to go inside of it.

"dude,drew got me into getting into a mexican hotpocket."

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Mexican Dumptruck

A Mexican Dumptruck is when one takes a Mexican's Sombrero, and shits in it so once the Mexican has put the sombrero back on, he gets covered in shit.

Will: "Bobby! What are you doing?"

Bobby shits in Diego's sombrero.

Bobby: "Puto stole my job."

Bobby Gave Diego a Mexican Dumptruck.

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Mexican Van

A Van that illegal mexicans travel in.. usually holding as many as they possibly can. They are usually old or ugly vans..
*Astro Vans
*beat up work vans..etc.

thats definatley a mexican van

look at that mexican van, how the hell did they fit ten of them in there?

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mexican driveby

When a mexican walks past you and stabs you in the gut.

Stabbed Man: You pulled a mexican driveby on me you goddam mexican!
Dude: Nah, dawg, I drove by.
Mexican: It was me, homes! Wassup now, ese?

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Mexican Rodeo

A sexual act. When a guy want to get back at his bitch for cheating on him, or just really piss her off. He goes to have sex with her (doggy style other wise she'll see whats going on) he puts chilli sauce on the condom then fucks her. the aim of of the game it is to see how long you can keep on beforeshe bucks you off because her beef cutains will be burning.

Gary: that bitch is cheating on me
Paddy: give her a Mexican Rodeo ... i gave your mum one

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