mutated milk

a tf2 item for the scout class from tf2

it is a reskin of the mad milk item but has a piece of mutated bread in it as a reference to the expiration date short made by valve

scout1: i use the mutated milk becuase i like expiration date
scout2: same but i dont have it

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Milk Maids

Women who search through all the milk to find the one with the latest expiration date.

"The milk maids. The women that go through every gallon of milk looking for a later date. As if somewhere-beyond all the other gallons-is a container of milk that won't go bad for like a decade." - Dante Hicks to Randal Graves, Clerks

As seen in Clerks and Clerks II played by Kevin Smith's mom.

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spilt milk

a situation beyond preventative measure; beyond control. "don't cry over spilt milk"

janet saw her man with another woman, delegated it spilt milk, and promptly hit on his best friend.

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milk and honey

A song by an artist named Beck, on the album Midnite Vultures.

Milk and Honey! Falling down like money!

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milk and sugar

someone who is gay

bobby: can people tell i'm milk and sugar
johnjo: of course they can... get a girlfriend it might take them off the scent
bobby: but i don't like girls
johnjo: well get a boyfriend then
bobby: i don't dare i might get a good hiding
johnjo: well you shouldn't be milk and sugar

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milk monster

someone who consumes semen and enjoys it also known as swallowing!!

That girl is a milk monster!

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Milk Mustache

When getting a blow job the girl puts the dick on her upper lip when you cum, and lets the cum run down the sides of her lips.

Last night my girlfriend gave me a blow job, and i gave her a milk mustache

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