lay one

To flatulate (PC term for "fart").

"I need to lay one but I'm in public and I care about how I smell..."
-me

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buy one

To be shot, esp. killed, by a gun.

"If I buy one, you muddafucka, I'm not gonna buy it from you."

-Al Pacino in SERPICO

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young one

Irish Chav speak for Young Girl. Complete knacker speak.

"Would ya look at the state of that young one! She's dressed like a fuggin' hoor!"

"Me young one's gotten herself up the pole."

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fat one

A penis, specifically a bulbous or "chode" like member. Less of a "shlong" more of a "wang".

"Slap a fat one in your mouth and STFU"

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That one person

The one person who says and does the dumbest things ever.

"Bro if there was an earthquake, would people on an airplane feel it?"
"You are that one person."

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One Direction

One of the worst boy bands to hit the fucking planet. If you are a male from ages eight to eighteen, these are likely the only band any 1D fangirls (dubbed Directioners) will be talking about, or any mainstream-loving teenybopper for that matter. If you are a straight male, you either hate them with a passion or there is something wrong with you. If you are bi or gay, you'll probably only find Zayn Malik attractive..

One Direction sucks. Period.

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cut one

to blast ones lunch odour out of the anus with a thundering explosion

who cut one? dirty maggot

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