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When you stick your dick into a butthole while that person is taking a runny shit, then pull out and make them play the meat whistle!!
Dude my date was a freak, she had me stick her in the chocolate starfish while she was droppin some soup then I made her play the meat whistle! It was a rusty whistle!
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A poop-ridden dick after anal sex
Sarah pulled Goomba's dick out of her ass, and cleaned that rusty scupper by scraping off all the sharnicles with a toothy blowjob.
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The act of defecating and ejaculating into the the palm of ones hand and tossing it over an object (e.g. a book) into the unsuspecting mouth of the target.
I gave Daniel a rusty grenade today while we were playing magic cards. I won the game.
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sprinkling sugar on ones penis, then having a woman give you a blowjob, before finishing, you pull out, jizz on her face, and stick feathers to her face using the cum as glue
John's girlfriend was craving candy so John decided to give her a rusty peacock because his pet bird had just died.
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Where a pet (or person) takes a dump in one of your slippers.
Acht, my dogs gave me a rusty slipper this morning!
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Wilson told House to call him Kyle Calaway ,House thought Wilson's porn name is Rusty Packard
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The act of engaging in sexual congress with a hot mom while on her period.
"Yo Drew, I can't come to lunch because I have to go get new sheets.
Why?
I pulled off the ol' Rusty Mailbox last night, that's why."
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