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The product research, stemming from countless Ryan prototypes (many of which are still being manufactured), Jesus's left arm and a strand from God's Holy Beard. He was created in bio-weapons factory, where his DNA was altered to match that of a Demi-God. Raised on a Chupacabra's breast milk, he slowly settled on a diet of Minotaur meat and a protein supplement meant for a troll. After his child days were over his training would commence. Endless resistance training, with MMA lessons intermingled. He became a super-being, resembling a super saiyan at age 15. Slowly but surely Real Ryan was formed, a being of absolute raw power. Although his identity is still a mystery, men and women alike wait for the unveiling of Real Ryan. For it will bring about the age of Real Ryan.
Sexiness is defined by its Ryaness. For all things awesome are defined by their Ryaness.
Real Ryan will usurp the crown as the Aesthetic King.
A very rude and unkempt person with zero morals or personal values of any kind. Most likely treats women as objects and is predictably a chronic douchebag
Person a: wow what a fool.
Person b: yeah that's Ryan Palmer.
He's a sly lad who wants to slip his hairy pepperoni up Sean Raymond Lamberts choccy hole mmm yes mom
Ryan Riddiford wants to explore Sean's Didgeridungeon with his Hairy Pepperoni, mama pls no smack me yaya
A sexual act where fingers inserted into the anus one at a time until the entire fist is wrist deep inside of the recipient.
Daniel was pleased when his woman gave him a trusty Ryan last night.
The guitarist and founding member of Panic! At The Disco. He left Panic on July 6th, 2009 and formed a band with Jon Walker, also formerly part of Panic, called The Young Veins.
He is most known for the "relationship" between him and Brendon Urie, which lasted from 2004-2009, most often called Ryden.
Like a he who should not be named among emos, often followed by 'why did you leave.'
Also very good at makeup, seriously. He's better than most makeup artists.
Emo Fangirl: Oh my god, Ryan Ross is amazing!
Emo Fanboy: Yeah, he and Brendon Urie are definitely a thing!
When you disappear for years post one instagram pic then leave again
Where is Ryan Ross?
On instagram, oh wait