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Wild greg sure loves shaking hands with ole Ben Franklin when he's alone
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Guy #1: Really? Right there in the restaurant parking lot?
Guy #2: Yep, I guess she was still hungry so I whipped up a protein shake.
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When you rizz up the level 3 gyatt duke dennis style while getting sturdy like kai cenat on a grimace shake hitting the griddy the ocky way in ohio with maximum prestige rizz while looksmaxing and mewing like a sigma male watching skibbidi toilet vs smurf cat with diddybop and bussin bacon egg and cheese the ocky way while quandale dingle hits the griddy into baltimore to fight the baltimore toogaloogans vs the ohio rizzlers sponsored by fortnite funny moments all while being TAXED BY FANUM. FANUM TAX!
Me: Bro you gyat to be Rizzing the Ohio Gyatt with a Grimace Shake!
Bro: Nah jit
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Used when someone is both furious and emotionally upset about something. Usually a reaction of not being unable to emotionally handle not getting one's way with something.
Like omg! I'm literally shaking right now.
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An infamous phrase used by your average Tumblr SJW/Feminazi to indicate a person's massive sensitivity and inability to accept reality, which is used as a pathological persuasion method and the additional 'Appeal to emotion' fallacy. It attempts to shame the audience to the point of opposing anything that person is offended by.
Tumblr poster : "This one time, I went to a restaurant, and I was feeling more gender fluid that day so I dressed up in my favorite scarlet dress and went out to eat by myself. As I'm near the entrance, I see a visibly Caucasian (blonde hair, blue eyes, and approximately 6'2) man wearing a MAGA hat approach me and, I shit you not, yell "Fucking f*ggot!" and he punches me in the face. The other males in the restaurant, all visibly Caucasian (blonde hair and blue eyes), cis older males clapped. I just wanted to go out in the real world and have a good time and be myself and this is what I get. I was about to call the police but I'm just so fucking terrified right now. I'm at home right now thinking about ending it all and I'm literally shaking right now"
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the best bowling team to walk the planet. slightly arrogant, but for just cause. winners never shrink in the face of adversity. no matter what, they will win. They only see gold medals never gutters. Their competitors (Team Micro-Talent) never stand a chance its more like masterbating with 2 balls n 1 pin for them, while we just straight gettin it in! They are winners both on and off the ally..DUUH!
Charlie Sheen just Shake-n-Bake that a$$! Shake-n-Bake all the way tot he bank!
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Fancy political fundraisers for rich donors. In 2019 photos surfaced in which Pete Buttigieg, mayor of South Bend, IN was seated with rich donors in a Napa valley wine cave for a fundraising event. During Dec. 2019 debate, Elizabeth Warren attacked Buttigieg for appealing to rich donors instead of grassroots supporters by using this imagery. A few minute later, Andrew Yang stated his campaign reform policy would increase women and minority elected to offices around the country because "they don't have to shake the money tree in a wine cave", gesturing to Buttigieg.
You will have many many more women run for office because they don't have to shake the money tree in a wine cave.
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