a queef so forceful that it scratches your ass crack
Did you hear that beaver backfire that Stacy let out earlier? It sounded like a chainsaw!
When a woman promises sex after drinks, activity, or chores and then says “I’m tired, I’m too drunk, I’m not feeling it”
The old lady said I could hit it after watching hope floats but then said she tired. She beaver bluffed me.
The Flying Beaver is a sexual act, performed when the male partner thrusts his nose between the vagina flaps of the female partner while eating her out in the "69" position. He proceeds to bite down on the females pubic hair and pull whilst grabbing the flaps of the vagina with his hands and flapping them as if to simulate a bird flapping its wings. For added pleasure this may be done while the girl is hanging from the ceiling upside down in a sex swing.
The other day I was peacefully sitting on my porch swing when John flipped me around and gave me The Flying Beaver; though I was stunned and quite mad, I could not make him stop because it felt so good!
Vagisil for a hairy twat
Stacey you need some beaver ointment for you're hairy twat
when a man defactes in a womans open anal cavity and smears the hot anal paste in a claping sensation creating a beaver dam
the bedroom was lame until i gave the choco beaver then our sex life was never the same again
Someone with large teeth who likes to steal boyfriends/girlfriends they are a grass beaver because they have a tendency to talk to you as if they are your friend but eventually end up helping your boyfriend/girlfriend cheat on you with them or other people. These people also have a tendency to denie it when you confront them about it. Watch out for grass beavers at all costs.
Watch out for that grass beaver.
I wish your mom had stuck Beaver Anal Glands between her coochie flaps