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To twist a mans erect penis in a corkscrew motion until he orgasms using both hands with only the head inserted in the twisters mouth. Similar to wringing a wet towel with both hands.
She gave him a duck penis and he immediately shot his load.
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One who enjoys shafting ducks up teh ass...primarily aimed at an odd individual of emo or strange likeness to animals..
"To shunt a duck, is to shunt duck, but to shunt a cow is totally wrong.."
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The hidden way of saying the cunt.
Oh my god... did you see duck hunt on Snapchat today??
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Walking the duck is when you are either walking naked (only works if your a guy) or you are going commando and your fly is down...thus your little guy escapes and waddles when you walk.
TIM: Today I forgot to zip up, and my coworkers caught me walking the duck.
WORST DAY EVER!
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A common phrase typed originally as "fucking weird" into a blackberry with a condensed keypad and changed by the blackberry's "spell wreck" software to read "ducking wired".
Lisa: I feel like I'm hungover this morning yet I wasn't drinking last night!
Sharleen: That's ducking wired. Maybe you're pregnant.
Lisa: I'm not pregnant! Duck you!
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AN UNDERGROUND DWELLING MADE BY THE BURROWING DUCK. THEY TEND TO COLLAPSE UNDER DRUNK PEOPLE CAUSING THEM TO FALL. MORE OF THEM TEND TO APPEAR ON WEEKENDS AND NEAR HOLIDAYS, ESPECIALLY NEW YEAR'S EVE/DAY.
George stepped in a duck burrow, fell uphill and twisted his ankle - he won't be able to come to work today.
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A phrase used to conceal multiple flatulance. The individaul passes gas that coincides with each ensuing footstep, in turn creating the illusion that the pedestrian is in fact "steppin on ducks".
Wife: Honey, are farting?
Husband: Nah baby, I'm just steppin on ducks.
"Dang son, this here chili's gonna make step on ducks."
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