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Mordecai Peter Centennial "Three Finger" Brown -- World famous baseball player at the dawn of the twentieth century. Known for his elite pitching by a farm machinery accident which left his right hand with a severed iskills, despite being handicapped index finger, and mangled others.
Brian: Man, this is the worst day ever...i missed the bus this morning, failed my math test, and i have to go to prom this weekend....
Hartzog- well you know what they say: ...Three Finger Brown!
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Three Toy Guns is a phrase that some one may use when accidentally texting someone that they didn't mean too...such as your mother.
Used mostly for drug cover-ups...Such as when someone texts there mother instead of their friends, saying that they just bought three grams of weed for 50 dollars.
text- DUDE! i just totally bought three grams of weed for 50 dollars! thats such a score!
reply back from mother- Three grams of what?!
text-uuuuuuhhhhhh i ment to say three toy guns for 5 dollars....sorry for the mix up..
reply back from mother- yeah..oookk...get home...NOW
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In an Alabama three way, three men get each other close to cumming via anal sex. They then all pull out, and arrange themselves in a penis to head circular'ish configuration, laying down. Finally, each smacks his own cock against the forehead of another until he cums, spewing semen plus a frothy mix of leftover anal lube and fecal matter all over the top of the smackees' faces.
During a televised roundtable, the announcer noticed the each member of the discussion panel, Rick Saintwhoreman, Mittens and Salamander each had a small mushroom shaped bruise on his head. When she asked what they were from, they said the bruises were from their previous night's vigorous Alabama Three Way congress.
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term meaning that you are going to (hopefully!) get laid by a hot ho or bitch tonite.
originates from men sneeking out of their house to go to a hotel room to "meet" a hooker to have sex.
guy 1 "Im goin three doors down tonite woth that hot babe!"
guy 2 "Damn! I hope she plays it gentle with your package!"
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Banging your girlfriend on the couch and your dog licks your nuts. You must finish the banging despite the dog licking.
Ed had an Alhberg three way last night with his weiner dog peanut
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A very large amount. Even more than an arm and a leg. Anyone can loose an arm and a leg, but it takes extra willpower to gain an extra testicle and a fork. The fork is there as well to symbolize that they are charging for unnecessary thing.
Guy 1: it’s going to cost $25 to get in
Guy 2: it used to cost $10. They’re really asking for three testicles and a fork now.
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stupid mfs that just reply with "oh..." Or "ok..."
What the fuck does "..." Mean? Like what the fucking fuck you bitch. What the hell does three goddamn dots mean. What are you trying to tell me that you can't say with words. What goddamn message are you trying to send me with those three fucking dots. Just use fucking words. You fucking bitch. It's not that fucking hard to speak fucking English you stupid fucking bitch. Fuck.
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