When you're poop comes out quickly, but also leaves nothing to wipe.
Porter: Dude how did you finish pooping so fast?
Yeehahn: I had a clean slider man.
When a person (any gender) shoves their full arm into another persons ass and pulls out feces or diarrhea
austin:dude where is andy?
reggie:man i saw that he was getting a michigan cleaning
where you insert your full arm into a womens anus and scoop out all the poop/diarrhea and feed it to them or yourself
austin backus:hey dude where is andy
reggie:he was just giving his girl a michigan cleaning
When a parking lot of a food store is clean of all receipts on the 1st to the 5th of every month, as people with food stamps pick up cash purchased receipts left on the ground and in trash cans to buy food stamp items and return them with receipts they found that were paid by cash.
Look at the WalMart parking lot, that m#$%erf#$%er is stamp clean.
something you wont have after you have sex
“oh shit man what happened with ur clean bed sheets!?” “i had sex withh ur mom”
A fake increase in cleaning standards just prior to having friends over to your place.
Fake clean is manifested in a rushed cursory clean, focusing on the tell tale areas that outsiders could be especially judgy about. The thoroughness of the clean will be dictated by whether the guests about to arrive are clean freaks or are fakers just like you.
For fucks sake - forget about picking up the leaves. We’ve gotta start the fake clean early, Barbi and Richard are coming for dinner!
poosay tai poosay clean poosay fresh is an iconic phrase derived from the song "Pon mi" by the artist Shenseea. This phrase gained its popukarity on floptok
straight boys after they let one drop of water in between their asscheeks: poosay tai poosay clean poosay fresh