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Grumpy Cat

A female cat named Tarder Sauce, who lots of people think is male. She has feline dwarfism, and a brother cat named Pokey.

Grumpy Cat is pure awesomeness.

Will-"Grumpy Cat is the best! He's so cool!"

Dalia- "Dude, no! Grumpy Cat is a girl, duh!"

Insurance Salesperson- *in a perky scary voice* - "Hello! Would you like -"

Grumpy Cat - "No."

Random Person - "Oh no! My iPod/iPhone just died! Now I can't take selfies!!!!!"

Grumpy Cat - "Good."

It is a goal of mine to meet Grumpy Cat aka Tarder Sauce. :) this is my first definition, hope you like it!

Grumpy Cat- " No."

by wait, what?! definitions June 28, 2013

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wax the cat

To clean up the pubic area; not unisexual for the obvious reference to the slang term for a woman's genital region.

Honey, if you want me to go to Chinatown tonight, you better wax the cat.

by dalbort June 3, 2007

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Crazy Cat

1. Someone who is doing something madm, outragous or out of the norm!

1. frank starts singing & dancing in the street
paul "Man your one Crazy Cat"

2. Geoff says something contriversal- "Geoff you Crazy Cat"

by Craig Phillips September 19, 2005

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Cat Fart

n. A horribly smelly, wet, inhuman fart. It smells like it came from a cat, but it comes from a person. Can cause vomiting, headaches, and loss of life.

Her: What the FUCK is that smell?

Him: I farted.

Her: No you didn't that couldn't have been you it smells too bad.

Him: It definitely was me.

Her: Holy shit that smells like a cat fart! OH MY GOD. *pukes*

by treximeanbob January 23, 2011

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Feed the cat

Another way of saying I'm going home to have a session.

Cakes: I have to go home to feed the cat!
Vic: You need to lay off the 6 paper joints!

by boltis May 18, 2010

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Racing Cat

The Red neck version off a exotic pet, otherwise know as a skunk.

Hey have you seen my racing cat, no but that looks like a skunk.

by cletus racing man August 19, 2009


Siamese Cat

A cat with short hair and colour points along with blue eyes. It also has beige fur.

The siamese cat looks majestic

by MEEZERMEOWBOI January 17, 2021