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Shaved pubic area on an otherwise very hairy man
When she removes his shirt she thought of the hairy man “perhaps he is a primate.,” but once his pants came off and revealed a carefully shaven bush she said “no primate would take the time to make that glorious crop circle.”
When someone with a lot of body hair shaves their pubic hair but leaves the surrounding areas untrimmed.
If I shaved like that it would look like a crop circle.
When your cornrows have a bald spot.
"Snoop Dogg had to change his hairstyle so he wouldn't start getting a Crop Circle."
When true-believer employees stand around talking ecstatically to each other about how great the company is because of the "amazing work" they did; this typically creates a toxic smugness that pollutes the rest of the workplace.
Guy 1: Those dudes are being so loud - I can't even focus on my work.
Guy 2: Right? I can't believe they're still circle working over that sale they landed last month. It wasn't even that big of a deal.
Typically instead of a standard burnout at a set of lights or a stop sign, or perhaps at an intersection in front of a small group of people, “circle work” is kept for such occasions when a large group of people is available to view the display. The vehicle owner doesn’t just do a burnout. They try to burn that clutch and tyre tread down as much as possible whilst slowly spinning the car in circles so they can still a) view the audience, and b) not choke to death on the clouds of rubber smoke being churned up from the tyres.
They have degenerated into muddy, rum-soaked, all-night drinking sessions, complete with circle work by hungover ute drivers the following morning.
A Full Bowl Circle is when you heave such an amazing colon snake it wraps itself around the toilet bowl at least one time.
Isaac just sent me a pic of his latest full bowl circle. You know that boy’s fiber intake is top notch!