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When a man showers a few/many woman with his cum.
Woman 1: "jeez your all wet"
Woman 2: "ye I got a platinum shower from Chris H"
Woman 1: "by yourself?"
Woman 2: "no there were 6 of us"
Woman 1: "Damn, Chris's a G"
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When someone farts into the intake of a CPAP machine while it's user is sleeping. There's no escape.
Similar to a Dutch Oven, but the victims of a German Shower can only be on CPAP.
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Leaving a workout facility or a practice without showering. Very common, however, not looked upon in a favorable light. In spite of this, many players seem to wear their propensity to "take pills" after practice as a badge of honor.
Pete Dick: "That was a tough, long, hot run; I'd better suds my bag."
Uncle Freddie: "I'm gonna take a shower pill."
Pete Dick: "That's why you never get laid."
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The act of applying deodorant or cologne in lieu of a real shower.
Same as Mexican Shower and Puerto Rican Shower
I am going to take a Marine shower, by which I mean applying cologne or deodorant in lieu of a real shower, because I cannot take a real shower.
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A spanish shower is when the reciever of the cock can't take the deep throat and vomit all over the givers shlong.
"Hey baby you wanna suck my penis right now."
"O.k."
"Can you handle this massive penis."
"Oh yeah."
So then as she's going at it she feels a tickle at the back of her throat.
Then the magic happens.
That is the essence of a spanish shower....Now don't you want one?
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When you play a grand prix in Mario Kart and you get first place in all four races. As the stars pour out of the first place cup on the winner, it is a platinum shower.
Will: The game is cheating!
Babesia: Dont be pissed at the game that I just took a platinum shower on your ass! I want to blow yoshi
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The consequence of eating at Brower, the student cafeteria at Rutgers College (The State University of NJ). The Brower Shower is when you splatter a huge shit in the can because Brower puts laxitives in their food.
Yo Dan, I have to take a Brower Shower.
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