Brower

(noun).

Literally, "brewski in the shower". When you can't wait, nothing beats a cold beer in the shower.

Hey man, whats taking you so long?

Sorry, had to take a quick brower.

Sweet, bring the rest of your beer over here already!

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Brower

Taking a shower with your bros. Everyone must have their own shower head to make it not an orgy, but walls and individual stalls are not required. Usually singing songs not considered very masculine. Invented by Sam, Peter, Zach, Avery, Austin, and Freedom at CU Boulder in 2013.

"Dudes, you wanna brower before dinner?"

Brower

The coolest mutha fucka on the plante

Chuck Norris is a straight Brower.

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Brower

a short fat mutha fucka; like a chode, with a pizza lookin face. browers sometimes believe that they are hardass niggahs who can scrap wit any niggah they find. while eating, Browers may ask " are you gonna finish that?" in this situation its best to reply "no fuck you, you brower".

-yo, you see that brower today ova by the garbage?

-yeah i almost whooped his black ass

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brower

When two bromates take a shower at the same time (in neighboring shower stalls). Browers are usually characterized by an ongoing conversation between the bromates and typically occur in an advanced bromance.

Bromate 1: Dude, I think one of my balls is bigger than the other.

Bromate 2: Yeah I know. You told me last night during our brower.

Bromate 1: Oh, no shit?

Bromate 2: No shit, bro.

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zoe brower

A nice , loyal friend how's name in Greece means life she is also a goddess

You are a good zoe brower

Brower Power

The act in which you command a door to be open, thus making poop rockets thrust from an angry country old mans colostomy bag.

Hey bro go give that trucker some Brower Power before I knock you in the kankles.