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Shotgunning a Keystone beer, especially in the morning. But much like traditional breakfast foods, it can be enjoyed any time of day. Bonus points if you have a Pennsylvania Breakfast in Pennsylvania, which is the Keystone state.
“Throw me a Keystone, I’m gonna have a quick Pennsylvania Breakfast before we hit up that party
A breakfast consisting of cannabinoids. A taste of tetrahydrocannabinol to get you going in the morning.
On Saturday I had a pot breakfast followed by a lazy lunch.
The act of Eating McNuggets and drinking a Four Loko in the shower. This is usually done after sleeping in until the early afternoon, but it can technically be done any time of the day. Some individuals also “salt” the rim of their Four Loko with methamphetamine crystals, however this variation is unique to certain regions and is not considered “traditional”.
Kyle: Hey Sarah, do you want anything to eat?
Sarah: No thanks, I just had a Floridian Breakfast and I’m feeling pretty good.
The act of being woken up by a person's bare ass on your face. Usually in the context of a college prank.
Duude, Robbie totally gave you ham for breakfast! That is disgusting!
When you wake up from having sizzling, steamy dreams of your girl(or boy) and are bulging out of your boxer briefs and they’re waiting to devour it.
Oh baby I must have been thinking about how hot last night was. See this breakfast sausage ? It’s all for you. Thank you for an unforgettable night!
A micropenis that was doing anal, but got shat all over by the female partaking in the intercourse.
"I like a man that's up to have his dick become a breakfast sausage, you know what I mean?"
When those TikTok assholes thinks they're doing it right
Asshole 1 : Look guys! I'm eating Balkan Breakfast!
Some random dude in the comments : stfu that ain't the Balkan Breakfast you absolute foolish nigga