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When a man loves his cows more than he could ever love a woman.
Man-Cow Love: When a dairy farmer spends more time and money on his cows than his girlfriend.
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Reaching around and squeezing the tits of the girl as she's on all-fours and you're deeply in her balloon knot
Man, I think I threw my back out while milking the brown cow last night.
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one big steamin pile of scuzzlebutt, poop, or a man who dresses up like a cow and likes to have little boys come and milk him
that siddy, was malesting me
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God damn my baby moo cows are sore from running today!!
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Waking up in the morning to the sad realization that at last night's party you were seduced by a crazy, fat female. You had sexual relations with her and in the morning you woke up crazy.
"...dude last night I was at jimmy's and I banged some fat chick, I got mad cow disease this morning.."
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When a mf thinks he’s good at a game but is shit
Hey bro I think I popped of this game *leader board your friend 800 score you 20,000 score* bro you didn’t pop off you’re cow shit at this game
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After fucking a large, pregnant woman, finish by blowing your man cheese all over her tits. Once this is finished, have her lactate onto your penis and proceed to suck your dick.
-You see that fat chick Joe meet at that party?
-Yeah, the pregnant one.
-I heard he pulled of the Wisconsin Cow Plow!
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