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Someone who is usually calm when sober, but after a few drink transforms into a total douche
After Joe threw back 7 or 8 captain and cokes he turned into a real Dick Minich
When a man has the audacity to wear women's skinny jeans, he is wearing dick pressers.
"I saw this girl wearing skinny jeans but when she turned around i realized it was a dude with long hair wearing dick pressers."
"My brother stole his girlfriend's skinny jeans, and now they're dick pressers."
"I was going to borrow some of my brother's jeans, but i'll be damned if they weren't all dick pressers."
The cloth/tissue/paper towel that is used to wrap your dick immediately after you've finished masturbating to catch the last few drops that leak out.
I put my dick diaper on right after wanking it, then leave it on for 30 minutes; it makes a big difference in the cleanliness of my underwear.
When using a urinal or urinating in some other public place with more than one person, you become painfully and unavoidably aware of the other party’s penis even though your eyes are directed forwards and upwards.
*walks out the club bathroom*
Man I just copped a lot of peripheral dick in there.
Someone who spends all their time on either Facebook, Myspace, or Youtube, only to come to you the next day to share the "exciting" new features or uploads.
Guy 1: Oh man, did you go on youtube yesterday?
Guy 2: Yah, for a little.
Guy 1: Holy crap man, there was like a new Viral Video that came out at 5:30, a new (insert youtube star name here) video at 8, and I found a sick new channel!
Guy 2: Jesus christ, calm down. You are such a Facespacetube Dick.
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Guy 1: Dude it's like a disease. I think i'm a Facespacetube dick!
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: I was on facebook for 4 hours just realoading the page, and youtube for 5!
Guy 2: You totally are.
Sleep so good it's like the bed fucked you.
OU BITCH!!! I got me some good bed dick last night.
A locomotive from Brighton.
Also known as 73962.
There’s 73962, Dick Mabbutt!