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Something that the scum of pop culture and it's followers say to make them feel better about themselves.
$wag YMCMB ca$h m0ney MC: yo bitches i get money n hos cuz i got swag but yall wack cuz u got no swag
Someone with a functioning brain: Shut up, you suck!
$wag YMCMB ca$h m0ney MC: got yo grandma on my dikk, haters make me famous
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1. Something Jake Paul tells his fans ew.
2. To dab on people who dont like you.
3. Dab on idiotic people who want atteeeentttion.
"Oh my god, im gonna dab on them haters, they're sooo ugly!"
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An expression used to explain how you diss someone who opposes you. Especially, someone who is jealous of you. Characterized by twirling or spinning around while saying it at the same time. An expression sung in the song "Formation" on the Lemonade CD by Queen Bey (Beyonce Knowles-Carter) that - according to Kenya Moore, is directed at her since”Twirl” is one of her catch phrases stemming from her saying, “I'm gone with the wind fabulous.” Which Kenya characterized; saying it while physically twirling (turning around full circle) at the same time during Season 5 Episode 7 of the reality TV show The Housewives of Atlanta.
Me: They laughed and said your outfit was whack.
Lola: Gurrrlll... bump them. I ain't studin' them fools. I twirl on my haters!
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A Sad Little Woman-Hater is a male Urban Dictionary user who makes up definitions that insult, put down and abuse woman in their "definitions" of implausable, made-up sexual acts. Usually involving violence and insults, these men are ALWAYS one of the following:
- gay and bitter.
- straight and bitter.
- a virgin and bitter.
A Sad Little Woman-Hater is usually bitter, spitefull and resentful of the opposite sex due to the vast ammount of rejection they get. In a typecally testosterone-driven passive-aggressive manner, these pathetic human beings vent their frustrations out by submitting rediculously idiotic definitions to the Urban Dictionary, depicting violent acts against women.
The made-up sexual acts will never be performed by the Sad Little Woman-Haters themselves, because they know that any woman would beat them to a pulp if they even tried... making them even more bitter and spitefull, thus driving them to submit even more stupid definitions.
A Sad Little Woman-Hater will submit something allong the following definitions:
(Note: All of these have realy been submitted to the Urban Dictionary)
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DUMPSTER DUNK:
When you take out the day's garbage to the dumpster you see a homeless woman sleeping inside. So you jump in and fuck the shit out of her and make a big gooey mess all over her with your cum. As you get out yell "Get a job you bum!"
and then throw all of the garbage on her. THIS IS CALLED THE DUMPSTER DUNK!
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pissed off pirate:
while having sexual intercourse with a female, the male pulls out and ejaculates in the woman's eye. Simultaneously, he stamps on the woman's foot. This causes the female to hop on one leg while covering her eye like a pissed off pirate.
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J poke
To penetrate the spincter of a chunky, dirty, emo girl with one's pongo (refer to the definition of pongo)
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Back baps:
The phenomina of a woman being so fat, they have developed breasts on their shoulder blades.
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* The Sad Little Woman-Hater who submitted "pissed off pirate"is likely to be both a bitter virgin and a bitter gay man, obviously knowing nothing about woman-kind.
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Someone who doesn't have a fuckin life so they sit around making fun of the jonas brothers. Why? Because they have no friends and try to make them feel better by making fun of people who actually have talent. Guy haters are just jealous because the jonas brothers can actually get girls. And girl haters don't actually hate them...they just pretend to because they want attention and want others to think that they're cool.
Jonas Brothers walk by...and a bunch of girls follow.
Boy: The Jonas Brothers are so gay (I'm just jealous because I can't get girls.)
Older Girl: Omg, I hate the Jonas Brothers (Omg, I love the Jonas Brothers...but I can't tell anyone because i'm trying to hard to be cool)
Younger girl: You guys are Jonas Brothers Haters.
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Someone who falsely accuses a good friend of stealing from them.
Kyle- "Did you take $100 from me? I'm missing $100, you were the last one to touch it"
15 minutes later
Kyle- "I found it homie"
Nick- "You're a God damn Super Dooper Accuser Hater"
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