Pump and Dump

When you and your girl are banging and midway have to poop. So you are sitting on the toilet in missionary, pooping together. The Pump and dump.

Last night Cindy and I were so drunk after B Dubs, we had to Pump and Dump afterwards.

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I'd fist pump that

Similar to I'd tap that, except with the act of fist pumping.

Guy: Hey, did you hear that new song by David Guetta?

Girl: Yeah, I'd fist pump that.

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pumped up rat

1 a very small dog such as a jack russell
2 some one that is small and thinks they are tough

1 look at that pumped up rat
2 look at that stupid pumped up rat (hehehehehehehahahahaha)

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norwegian oil pump

Acquire black tar heroin, as much as you can get. Get a golden retriever, the hairier the better. Find lover of opposite sex who is completely hairless. The younger the better. Shave golden retriever. Then place shaved hair in butt hole of lover and pour black tar heroin over top. Proceed to anally fuck her. After you cum you should be able to spray black tar heroin and cum all over your lover while yelling, "Føles som momma!"

My mom said I'd never make her happy. Then I showed her the Norwegian oil pump.

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Pussy pumping teccas

We have to work on our pussy pumping teccas

I’m going back to my hotel to practice my pussy pumping teccas

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ripbowl rump pump

When you are bodyboarding waves that enter a rip tide that creates mind blowing demon slabs and you are forced under water by the pure mass of salt water driving you out of the barrel onto the underwater sand bank anus first, resulting in your sphincter to split in a horrific manner

Fuck that was the purest ripbowl serpent iv ever seen, it gave bouditch the good 'ol ripbowl rump pump

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pump the septik tank

To recieve falacio while perched upon a crapper and laying down a nice deuce.

So are you girls down to pump the septik tank?

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