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The rule that states if any edible object should touch the ground it may still be eaten if picked up within 5 seconds. (No matter how nasty the ground or surface may be.)
Tanisha dropped an M&M on the wet and dirty bathroom floor but ate it anyway claiming it was safe due to the 5 second rule.
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The rule that applies to lost or fallen objects, typically food, that hits the floor. The rule applies to general areas, and does not apply to anything in a bathroom. Using this rule makes it OK to pick up said object in under 5 seconds, under the presumption that no germs attached themselves in such a short period of time.
If your gum just dropped on the floor, pick it up and say "5 Second Rule", then place it back in your mouth.
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Manchester is the second city of the UK. Birmingham is simply a large sewer full of rats, that explains the large population. Manchester is not beaten in anything by any other UK city, and especially not the village of Birmingham.
"Holy crap! I am in Manchester! I love it so much! This place is more like the first city of the UK, let alone the Second City of the UK!"
"Ohhh I need to take a dump! Jump in the car kids we're going to Birmingham!"
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Windows 98 Second Edition is an operating system released by Microsoft which succeeds Windows 98. It's a completely different operating system. See the included link for a more detailed description.
Post Mumble is what somebody does after they say something that they think is funny. It consists of a mumble/laugh. It is a repetition of the phrase that was just said. It is usually done by nerds or dweebs.
You look like a hippo! Hwaha youer look lieke aen hippore hhaw haw!! Post Mumble (second Mumble)
A woman who has ended the relationship with her marital partner and has found that life outside of marriage can be much more fulfilling.
That Amanda, I know it was hard to do at first but it looks like she’s really grown into enjoying life on her own terms; she’s really come into herself as a second-wind bachelorette.
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An American born Indian woman who speaks with a heavy American accent, married a guy typically in business, has a kid and lives in a 'small' house in the suburbs and is looking to upgrade to a larger custom new built.
Second gen aunties were most likely married 2-3 years ago (in a grand, lavish manner) and instantly became obsessed with having children. As soon as they had a child they become obsessed with making sure this child has organic snacks and clean toys. These women are babyproofing experts who somehow manage to make their house well designed and baby proofed. They are also obsessed with Whole Foods and making sure the space between their first and second child is perfectly timed.
These women have perfectly toned bodies and talk in shrill high pitched voices, and almost exclusively with other second gen aunties. When talking to others of their own kind they talk mostly about how tired they are and the snacks that their children eat.
Second gen aunties are generally rich and dress very well. You will almost never see them without their fashionable sunglasses and their large tote of baby supplies. These women try a little too hard to maintain their Indian roots however rarely speak in their native language. They are best friends with their mother (who most likely is a first gen auntie)
Dude I just saw a second generation aunty complaining about her sons nap schedule.
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