taco farmer

coach of a women's sports team; esp. women's softball or soccer.

The University of Montevallo puts out some high quality taco farmers.

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Cocko Taco

A mouth watering delicacy that is created buy inserting ones penis into a taco shell. This tasty treat has such a spectacular presentation that it is often photographed and shared with friends. Caution when applying spicy taco sauce to this dish, pain and inflammation may occur.

Special occasions call for special dining experiences. With that in mind I found a taco shell and filled it with my dick thus preparing a Cocko Taco for my date. She described it as delicious, crunchy yet chewy. A happy ending for all.

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Couch-taco

Either a person who basically subsists on nachos and tacos whilst perfecting the art of laziness.

Dude.. all you do is eat a crap load of nachos and watch television with your boyfriend.. your such a couch-taco

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Taco Treat

A hot sexy ass female one can find dressed in short skirts and spiked heels running around all over Mexican TV all day and all night. Especially on Univision or Telemundo. I like to use this term for more than likely her taco would definitely be a treat...Or at least one should hope so!! "Farewell and adieu...to you fair Spanish ladies..."

"Hey Pete, you watchin TV? Hurry up and turn on that Univision. There's a taco treat on there that gets my motor hummin! That's one hot tamale right there!! OH SHIT...gotta go...my ol' lady's coming!"

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taco chopper

A particularly aggressive lesbian.

Anybody else see that taco chopper slap that other bitch at IHOP last night?

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Dodge the Taco

to have been born by Ceaserian Section as opposed to a vaginal birth

bpark: My mom's a whorebag

chappy: HEY! don't talk about your mom like that, you sprang from her vagina afterall

bpark: did not, I was a c-section baby

chappy: way to dodge the taco

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Pocket Taco

When you want to assert dominance but T-posing doesn't work so you pull out a Taco from your pocket and eat it without sharing.

Person 1.) T-Posing is dumb it doesn't assert dominance.
Person 2.) You have forced me to unleash my most powerful attack I will use my POCKET TACO on you! Prepare to suffer!

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