You mess around with F Bomb he'll throw salt in the fire!
Smoking a joint from the cherried end.
Oh my God, I can't believe Sean actually took a hit fire chief style. He's gonna die.
A red box that makes you have a seizure and go deaf in an office
OH $#@! THERE IS A FIRE ALARM
A red box with a grille and a flasher that beeps really loud when it detects a fire. He will become your paparazzi and take flash pictures of you when you're walking out the building
When a man pisses at a urinal, and some of his pee ricochet off of the urinal and lands on his face. This usually only happens when a man's stream is very powerful, so that is why this earned the name returning fire. A man's stream is so powerful that the urinal has no other decision but to retaliate.
Me: Why is your face wet?
Friend: Because a urinal gave me some heavy return fire.
Me: Whats return fire?
Friend: When you piss at a urinal and it decides to return the favor.
Normally a term for taking a particular type of hockey shot, however in particular circumstances is a term for male masturbation.
Riley is so lame for not going out last night I bet he just stayed home cruising the internet and firing wristers….